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Current Host: Chris2

Current Topic: Afghan refugees in Britain are to be offered payment to return home. But will they feel undue pressure to go back even if they don't feel safe?

Pashmina: I cant beleive Nina did it

LadeezMan: did what?

Bronco: how much are they getting?

Pashmina: killed teri

LadeezMan: Wot? My video ran out five minutes before the end. Bronco: Who's nina?

Pashmina: she's in 24

Host_Chris2: The answer to your question, Bronco, is £2,500 plus air fares. I would like to remind you all that this is a current affairs chatroom

Pashmina: durh Chris2

Bronco: so wot

Host_Chris2: While within its virtual walls, please confine yourselves to discussing current affairs!

Pashmina: we are

Bronco: what's 24?

LadeezMan: £2,500? They could have a wicked week in Ibiza for that

Host_Chris2: do you really believe that a second-rate TV show is suitable fare for a serious news forum?

Pashmina: everybody's talking about it

LadeezMan: I don't understand, pash. If nina was the mole, why did the baddies order jack to kill her?

Bronco: whos jack?

Pashmina: even my dad!

LadeezMan: U could even go to australia for that

Host_Chris2: actuallythe makers of 24 only decided to make Nina the mole after episode 12 because they didn't know whether the full series would be commissioned when they started making it. Although, you could argue that Ira Gaines wasn't far enough up the pecking order to know that Nina was working for the Drazens.

Bronco: Who's Ira Gaines?

Host_Chris2: apologies, everybody, that was very unprofessional of me. Could we now return to the topic of conversation?

Pashmina: Chris2 what eles do you watch on tv?

LadeezMan: Six feet under? The Job? The Sopranos?

*Chris5 has entered the newsroom*

Chris5: Chris2, the supervisor would like a word at the end of your shift

*Chris5 has left the newsroom*

Bronco: oh, chris2, we've got you in trouble now.

Host_Chris2: I really think perhaps we should return to the topic without further delay.

Pashmina: will they sack you?

Bronco: maybe we'll get chris1 back again.

LadeezMan: don't be so tactless bronco

Pashmina: I did like Chris1, though. He was funny.

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