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Revelations is an extended remake of last year's handheld game, which adds HD textures, new bits of plot, and appearances from series stalwarts Jill Valentine and Chris Redfield. It draws heavily on Resident Evil's golden era with wood panelling that could be from the original game and a selection of familiar monsters to kill. Sadly, the action feels wooden too, while the dialogue and voice acting are so startlingly poor you wonder whether it's meant to be a parody. "This is not good," notes Jill in a tone of voice suggesting she's found an out-of-date yogurt in the fridge, rather than been assaulted by a seven-foot mutant with a flailing, blood-sucking proboscis for a face.