Zoe Williams 

Fit in my 40s: ‘Give up this fitness tracker? I’ll die first’

How Zoe Williams fell in love with the Fitbit Blaze smartwatch
  
  

Illustration by Kellie French
‘I timed myself doing everything, which put me on a constant achievement high.’ Photograph: Kellie French/The Guardian

In the period between taking delivery of my Fitbit Blaze and working out how to charge it, I promised the smartwatch to five people: my son, my daughter, my friend with high blood pressure, my mister with poor sleep patterns, my other friend with gout. After a week, you’d have had to prise it from my cold, dead wrist. It’s compelling; it’s behaviourally… well, not transformational, but definitely nudge-y; it has lots of functionality that you didn’t think you needed until you had it; and it looks snazzy.

The headline use is for counting steps: ballpark, you’re supposed to do 10,000 a day, but I think that’s like eight glasses of water or five portions of fruit and veg, a figure made up by some people in a meeting who have totally lost patience with finding consensus on the actual figure. If you have a dog this is, in every sense, a walk in the park. It’s not unusual to clear 20,000. It’s also got GPS, to map your movements, and a built-in heart-rate monitor. You’ll need a smartphone to make the most of it, but that won’t be a problem for the kind of person who buys a Fitbit (the Blaze starts at around £150).

Use the “exercise” function, get on a bike and the Blaze will tell you your top speed and how many calories you used (you can use it for running as well, but I don’t). Between the phone and the Fitbit, you can also keep a food diary, which yielded the unwelcome news that I get an epic proportion of my calories from alcohol (last Tuesday, 53%) and that I eat like a German prince (hard cheese, 100g; sausages, five; bean stew, pot).

“Relax” gives you a two- or five-minute exercise of watching a dot go in and out and following it with your breathing. If you think of all the other things you might do with 120 seconds (check Facebook, get into a fight on Twitter, pace around, stare out of a window) this is more relaxing by a factor of about a thousand.

The sleep monitor is the revelation; it charts the night and splits it into deep sleep, light sleep, REM and awakitude. I don’t know why it’s interesting, since there’s very little you can do to influence it; but somehow, the knowledge that you’re in a good mood because you only spent 33 minutes awake and 22% of your sleep was deep fosters a sense of triumph. I don’t know if this is universal – I congratulate myself for everything.

The stopwatch and countdown functions are intended for working out, but I timed myself doing everything, which put me on a constant achievement high, having emptied the dishwasher, filled it again and comprehensively relaxed in under 10 minutes.

I drank more water. I cycled faster, and more often. I didn’t go to bed any earlier, but I frequently pledged to. My wrist vibrated constantly with the sound of some fresh attainment; and I would not part with this device for all the cheese in Bavaria.

What I learned

A constant heart-rate monitor alerts you, incidentally, to the most stressful points of your week. Mine was trying to ice a cake in the shape of a guitar.

 

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