Going up

The apocalypse beard Facial hair has returned to source as: a face warmer. See George Clooney in The Midnight Sky.

Kayla Itsines Queen of the no-nonsense, no-equipment, living room floor workout is the grown-up answer to Joe Wicks. Ideal if this lockdown continues long into spring.

Lug boots A cross between a combat and a Chelsea, except warmer than both. See Arket, Ganni or Lizzo.

Plan-core Take back control of your week with a quarterly diary rather than a yearly one, experts say.

Adult Lego I’m afraid we’re at that stage of lockdown. Channel your inner Biden by rebuilding the White House from scratch.

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Man bags Try a burse instead – sort of a bag, sort of a purse, inspired by the cases that hold the corporal cloth used in mass, and designed to be carried by men.

Zoom shrugs As in, a cropped knitted shrug that covers your… collarbone?

Side-tying Dua Lipa is at it. So are Gypsy Sport. Potential wardrobe malfunctions aside, any dress inspired by a string bikini is simply a no-go.

Millennial pink Try Zoomer Fuchsia. See Elle Fanning in episode 10 of The Great.

Tate-grief Missing art? Us, too. Try wearing it instead. We like the Dr Martens x Keith Haring collaboration, out this month.